The joy of being a football supporter
- Me: we're fucked, we're totally fucked
- Me (after 0.3 seconds): WE'RE THE FUCKING BEST TEAM OF THE WORLD
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."